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yourdailydoseofjoy:

( ´ ▽ ` ) Good evening, everyone! ( ´ ▽ ` )

The date is May 23, 2013 on a Thursday

Whenever you’re feeling angry or irritated, take a deep breath! Take yourself away from what’s bugging you! Do fun activities to get your mind off of negative things!

( ´ ▽ ` ) Have a wonderful evening and rest! ( ´ ▽ ` )

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ah yes I see it

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thisisnotindia: thisisnotindia: glitterlion: “Don’t do impressions of other races.” - Angie Jordan (portrayed by Sherri Shepherd) from 30 Rock Seems so simple, and yet… some people need this to be explained repeatedly and even still.. 

thisisnotindia:

thisisnotindia:

glitterlion:

“Don’t do impressions of other races.” - Angie Jordan (portrayed by Sherri Shepherd) from 30 Rock

Seems so simple, and yet…

some people need this to be explained repeatedly and even still.. 

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Thanks Adam, my TV husband & real life enemy.

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cant u die from this

Being black? Wow I honestly cannot believe racism still exists in this day and age; it’s sickening.

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When we did our [SNL audition] show in New York, that one that was really nerve-wracking, Amy Poehler made a really concerted effort to laugh. I don’t even know if she found the stuff funny, but she started laughing really hard. She started laughing to loosen the room up, like ‘Come on everybody, these guys have flown in from LA’. She could see that I was white as a ghost beforehand, and she was very helpful.
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Gay Kid Excited To Be Made Fun Of For Second Thing | Full Report

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